trappedinavelociraptor
jame7t

The miserable wizard reading that his favorite spell, “instant painful organ failure IV” has been banned by the council, closing his newspaper and crying softly to himself while a light misting or rain falls outside

evilwizard

*turns to face camera* i told you to stop narrating me motherfucker

peri-thewisesnake

But, as the wrathful wizard was about to punish the humble narrator, he remembered that his favourite spell had just been banned. He lowered his magical and handsome skull orb, which ceased glowing ominous green gradually, and sat down on his pimped out evil armchair -the kind to have spikes and gems and such opulent details-, and let out a great sigh, resting his cheek on his fist. It was just not the same without it...

evilwizard

stop that!

coton-tige-le-lemurien
adhd-induced-happiness

A Checklist Of Possible Reasons I Am Upset, To Review When I Can't Seem To Figure It Out:

  • did not eat
  • new hyperfixation and no time for it
  • have not done a creative in 24 hrs
  • Bad Sounds
  • clothes are touching my body
  • cold
  • people
  • one (1) comment is stuck in my brain like a popcorn kernel
  • last time I drank water was ??????
  • nervous nervous nervous nervous
  • got a Slightly Worse grade than expected
  • last hug was ??????
  • slept a full 45 minutes
  • lonely ............
  • guts are shredding (again)
  • have not seen sunlight in 24 hrs
  • stuck inside
  • too much screen time
  • Yay Overwhelm
  • room is disaster area
  • have not talked to Person in a while
  • bored
  • imposter phenomenon (again)
  • no current routine
  • how long have I been working???
  • Too Much Socialization

and then. and THEN. I may consider:

  • something is actually wrong
uwudini
nyancrimew

ok someone gifted me the commissions open badge, but now fun thing about those badges, you can only display one of the types of badges at once, so it's either check marks or open commissions for me

nyancrimew

tumblr reply by magearnavevo: gay or employed. choose.ALT

i mean thats kinda how the world works isn't it