omg some ppl are so good w words.. the best i can do is ough ough awooga i think
from gay semiotics (1977) by hal fischer
The miserable wizard reading that his favorite spell, “instant painful organ failure IV” has been banned by the council, closing his newspaper and crying softly to himself while a light misting or rain falls outside
*turns to face camera* i told you to stop narrating me motherfucker
But, as the wrathful wizard was about to punish the humble narrator, he remembered that his favourite spell had just been banned. He lowered his magical and handsome skull orb, which ceased glowing ominous green gradually, and sat down on his pimped out evil armchair -the kind to have spikes and gems and such opulent details-, and let out a great sigh, resting his cheek on his fist. It was just not the same without it...
stop that!
A Checklist Of Possible Reasons I Am Upset, To Review When I Can't Seem To Figure It Out:
- did not eat
- new hyperfixation and no time for it
- have not done a creative in 24 hrs
- Bad Sounds
- clothes are touching my body
- cold
- people
- one (1) comment is stuck in my brain like a popcorn kernel
- last time I drank water was ??????
- nervous nervous nervous nervous
- got a Slightly Worse grade than expected
- last hug was ??????
- slept a full 45 minutes
- lonely ............
- guts are shredding (again)
- have not seen sunlight in 24 hrs
- stuck inside
- too much screen time
- Yay Overwhelm
- room is disaster area
- have not talked to Person in a while
- bored
- imposter phenomenon (again)
- no current routine
- how long have I been working???
- Too Much Socialization
and then. and THEN. I may consider:
- something is actually wrong
Honestly my advice is skip the merch and just try blackmailing me for incredible sums of money so that nobody im romantically involved with will ever see my posts
the first rule of fight club is to obey the discord rules and terms of service. the second rule of fight club is please keep all potentially triggering content in the vent channel
#how to extricate a medium-size cylinder from a banana cleaner
ok someone gifted me the commissions open badge, but now fun thing about those badges, you can only display one of the types of badges at once, so it's either check marks or open commissions for me
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